1. Nokia
i) Showing the sturdiness of the cell ki 'patak' ke bhi maaron toh bhi mast chalta rahey
Ad for a New Feature:
Raat ka time, sunsaan sadak, and this girl (full maal, kamaal and dhamaal), whose car has broken down in the middle of the road ... is standing helplessly by the side of her car ... i knw this is going full filmy :) and as you will expect .... now goons come in their jeep ... ummm ... 5 of them, so 4 of them cover the girl in full circle and the goon's hero advances towards the girl.
Tabhi yeh ladki chillati hai .. "HELP 5"
Cut2: The smart, on duty cop in the nearby village receives a msg on his cell ... He calls back::
Cut3: The girls phone is on Loudspeaker now:
"Paging all stations...this is Commander Rathod, 5 guys are trying to molest a girl on National Highway 31, Geographical location: Altitude:22, Lattitude 69. Seal the borders, Helicopters take position, NSG move now, and you 5 Guyz ... even if you touch HER, consider it a RAPE and attempt to Murder, and in such circumstances we have permissions to Open Fire in self defense ... Don't worry Agent 37 we are on our way"
Cut4: Introducing Nokia Emergency Service -> "NES-137". Whenever you shout any of the Emergency Key words: "Help", in this example, your cell will automatically get activated and will send message to all the Emergency Help Lines with your exact position and will get connected to 'central rescue hub' and will get into the loudspeaker mode as well
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